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![]() Fifty Ways to Locate Lizzie | ![]() Fifty More Ways to Locate Lizzie | ![]() Another Fifty Ways to Locate Lizzie | ![]() Yet Another Fifty Ways to Locate Lizzie | ![]() Even Yet Another Fifty Ways to Locate Lizzie |
Keeping her computers from acting up is a major task for Lizzie
and Lizzie tolerates no nonsense from them.
![]() | Can you guess why each of Lizzie's computers is named for a LIZard? To find out why and to see Lizzie's Network Zoo click here. |

(Yes, Lizzie has a family.)
Lizzie's Place | ![]() | Lizzie herself is fully formed. |
This page is experimental and under development. Its purposeremains to be determined.
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Read what one of Lizzie's fans writes about Lizzie's Place from Australia!
![]() | Gus Van and Joe Schenck had their break in 1916 when asked to substitute for a trained but temperamental chimpanzee who was scheduled to entertain at a dinner party hosted by Florenz Ziegfeld. Van and Schenck evidently did well at the dinner party since they were soon featured in Ziegfeld's shows. They performed Strut Miss Lizzie on Broadway in the Ziegfeld Follies of 1921. to Listen | ![]() |
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"Elizabeth deMarco" and "Lizzie's Place"are registered trademarks of Elizabeth deMarco Enterprises, such that they are. All rights, both public and private, are reserved in accord with the Geneva Convention and any other convention which happens between now and the next election.
This page conforms with the requirements of the Communications Decency Act and may be viewed by Lizzie's nieces, Randa and Noor, at any time. In fact, they still think of it as an alternative to Barney.
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Any resemblance between characters portrayed herein and real people,living or dead, without satirical purpose is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance with satirical purpose is amazing.


Lizzie is known for her avante garde style.
You might even say that Lizzie is on the cutting edge!
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Lizzie believes in improving both her mind and her spirit.
(The rest of her has already reached perfection.)

Lizziecherishes her |
