Sirius...or is it Cereus?

Lizzie's Place is your home away from home on the internet. A place to ponder the imponderable. To believe the unbelievable. To find the true meaning of LIFE or, possibly, a convenient way to make CHICKEN SOUP.

So, who really is Lizzie?

click on the image of your choice to check out the links!

Acquitted axe-murderer Lizzie Borden
Actress Liz Taylor Queen Elizabeth II
Pop Singer Liz Phair Jazz Singer Lizzie Miles Pianist Liz Story

Or you can try these...

BUTTON Lizzie the Crusader?

BUTTON Lizzie the City?

BUTTON Lizzie in the Garden?

BUTTON Lizzie the Virgin?

BUTTON Lizzie as Lizzie?

BUTTON Hard-driving Lizzie?

BUTTON Lizzie of the Depths?

BUTTON Lizzie the Dominant?

Click Here
to play the Lizzie Game
and discover even more Lizzies!

The Lizzie Game

To be named Lizzie is a true indication of something special.

Click the buttons below for links to many more Lizzies and see for yourself.


Fifty Ways
to Locate Lizzie

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to Locate Lizzie
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Lizzie's Network

Lizzie defends her network!

Keeping her computers from acting up is a major task for Lizzie
and Lizzie tolerates no nonsense from them.

LIZARD WITH SWISHING TAIL Can you guess why each of Lizzie's computers is named for a LIZard?
To find out why
to see Lizzie's Network Zoo
click here.


Lizzie's Family Album

(Yes, Lizzie has a family.)

Lizzie's Place
is still in its
formative state...

Looking-good Lizard
Lizzie herself
is fully formed.

This page is experimental and under development. Its purpose remains to be determined.

Please send your comments
and suggestions to

Read what one of Lizzie's fans writes about Lizzie's Place from Australia!

More fan mail for Lizzie's Place -- this from England!

STRUT MISS LIZZIE Gus Van and Joe Schenck had their break in 1916 when asked to substitute for a trained but temperamental chimpanzee who was scheduled to entertain at a dinner party hosted by Florenz Ziegfeld.

Van and Schenck evidently did well at the dinner party since they were soon featured in Ziegfeld's shows.

They performed Strut Miss Lizzie on Broadway in the Ziegfeld Follies of 1921.

Click Here REAL AUDIO BUTTON to Listen

Lizzie was a little disappointed to learn that the U.S. Naval Observatory
would not let her observe all those handsome naval officers.
However, at least they did give her the right time of day:

Clock requires Netscape


This is not a LIZard. It is a dragon.
Click here to find out where Lizzie used to live.


"Elizabeth deMarco" and "Lizzie's Place" are registered trademarks of Elizabeth deMarco Enterprises, such that they are. All rights, both public and private, are reserved in accord with the Geneva Convention and any other convention which happens between now and the next election.

This page conforms with the requirements of the Communications Decency Act and may be viewed by Lizzie's nieces, Randa and Noor, at any time. In fact, they still think of it as an alternative to Barney.

Lizzie's nieces have requested that Auntie Lizzie
let everyone looking for Lizzie McGuire
know they're in the wrong place and
should click here to go to
Lizzie McGuire's web pages.
'Toon Lizzie

Any resemblance between characters portrayed herein and real people, living or dead, without satirical purpose is purely coincidental.
Any resemblance with satirical purpose is amazing.

Lizzie has been told many times that she should be on the stage.

The Musical
Lizzie is known for her avante garde style.
You might even say that Lizzie is on the cutting edge!

Click here for orchestra center at the musical

Or click here for the play

Univerity of Massachusetts Department of Computer Science Hebrew College Online Courses

Lizzie believes in improving both her mind and her spirit.
(The rest of her has already reached perfection.)


Click here to say goodnight to Lizzie

Your overwhelming interest and demand has already generated
hits on this page since September 1, 1995.
(Lizzie hasn't been hit on so much since high school.)


Lizzie cherishes her
First Amendment Rights.
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to see what you can do.


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an alternative approach.

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